Shocking Best Actress Prediction says EEAAO Star Michelle Yeoh Could Literally Kill All Four Remaining Nominees

LOS ANGELES, CA -- In lieu of the race to the Oscars as it gets underway, numerous polls of predictions are taking shape, with some of them saying that EEAAO Oscar Nominated Star Actress Michelle Yeoh could indeed quite possibly kill all four remaining nominees. "I mean if things don't go her way, it's just not impossible to imagine these days," said Variety Reporter Boss Tweed, who went on to cite last year's unforgettable and unfortunate incident, which transpired between actors Will Smith and Chris Rock as a shining example of such violence that can take place, also known to everyone else as the slap heard around the world. "History tends to repeat itself in some ways is all I'm saying. And if her fighting style in that picture is in any way an indicator of how she handles very tough and high-pressure situations like the Academy Awards ceremonies, which they very much always are, then I can easily imagine her taking all four remaining actresses' heads off in one fell swoop, whether she loses or wins. I would just hope to God for everyone's sake and safety, especially for those four remaining nominees' that the final result is the latter." When a follow up with Boss Tweed was requested of the front desk, we were told by them that there is no one writing for Variety under that name.