Fireball Cinnamon Customer Pleased to Find Out They Have No Alcohol Content

BROOKLYN, NY -- In lieu of the lawsuit being carried out against Fireball Whiskey's Parent Company Sazarec Company, Inc, over its misleading branding, one local customer was especially pleased to find out that Fireball Cinnamon shooters contain no alcohol content. "This is great news," says the regular local customer of the AM/PM gas station, whose owner went on to say how many handfuls of the Fireball Cinnamon Shooters he had been selling to him over the last few years. "It was all I drank at parties and the bars I would sneak them in to save money, so it's good to know for all those years I thought that was making me the life of every party, it was just me all along, the entire time and I just didn't know. For all that time, I thought those little cinnamon shooters contributed to my efforts in approaching women and new groups of ppl, I had it all along inside of myself. Maybe now, with this new information, I can finally reconnect with my family and get my job back." When both parties, out of his former family and job were asked if this might be possible, they said hell no. That man is a monster.